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WandaVision Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad.

[regards Darcy] You work for me?

I actually don't know.

She's with me.

I see. And which one of you is the sassy best friend?

There is no time for you to diminish your colleagues when you're about to start a war you can't win.

Maximoff was never gonna negotiate with us. We take her out, this whole nightmare ends.

We don't know that. We actually have no idea what will happen in there or out here if Wanda dies.

So, what? We just surrender to that? Not happening.

We can't outgun her. And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse. If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.

Captain Rambeau, you have become an impediment to this mission. Constantly advocating on behalf of super-powered individuals. Yes, I know your history with Carol Danvers. You know, you people who left, still have the luxury of optimism. You have no idea what it was like. What it took to keep the lights on.

Don't use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward.

Maybe it's a good thing you weren't here when your mother died. Because clearly you don't have the stomach for this job. [Pause] Get her off my base. Now. All of 'em.

Next house, Mom!

?"Pietro Maximoff"

Junior entrepreneur over here! How 'bout you let your Uncle Pete maximize your candy acquisition, eh?

[Vision has temporarily released Agnes from Wanda's control and is looking for answers]

Am I dead?

[reassuringly] No, no. Why would you think that?

Because you are.

[confused] Because I'm what...?

Dead. Dead! Dead! Dead!

Agnes, it is my intention to reach those outside of Westview and make sense of our situation

[softly] How? No one leaves. Wanda won't even let us think about it. [starts chuckling] All is lost. [starts laughing maniacally]

Agnes... Agnes please calm down. Agnes! Please... [Agnes continues laughing maniacally]

[Vision traps Agnes back in Wanda's control]

I will fix this, Agnes. I promise.

Agnes Okey-dokey neighbor. [Agnes starts to drive away] Happy Halloweenie!

Look, we've all been there, right? Letting our fear and anger get the best of us? Intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created... [cut to fleeing S.W.O.R.D agents being swallowed up by the expanding Hex, filmed in mockumentary style with percussive heavy music]

[having had her true personality restored by Vision] Oh, hello, self. You know, part of me secretly wanted a guest spot on the show, but seriously, that sucked.

"Feeling depressed? Like the world goes on without you? Do you just want to be left alone? Ask your doctor about Nexus. A unique anti-depressant that works to anchor you back to your reality. Or the reality of your choice. Side effects include feeling your feelings, confronting your truth, seizing your destiny, and possibly, more depression. You should not take Nexus unless your doctor has cleared you to move on with your life. Nexus. Because the world doesn't revolve around you. Or does it?"

[The Nexus commercial narration]

[Vision and Darcy are driving to Westview]

So if I understand correctly, my original code dates back to an AI called J.A.R.V.I.S.. But my corporeal form was born of Ultron's plan for global genocide?

Correct-o

What am I now?

Honestly, I'm a STEM type of lady, so I thought she just flipped a switch on your head and brought you back to life, but... what I don't get is why you can't leave the Hex. [Vision's expression saddens] What I do know is I've been watching WandaVision for the past week, and the love you two have is real. You belong together.

[Monica tracks down Wanda to her house in Westview]

Wanda? Wanda!

What are you doing?

How did you get in here?!

Listen to me. This whole thing, it's about Vision-

[seething] Get out of my house!

Hayward was trying to bring him b- [Wanda grabs Monica and flings her out of the house, levitating her over the sidewalk]

DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT! THE DRONES! THE MISSILES! PIETRO! [laughs darkly]

What, Pietro? No-no-no-no, that wasn't us!

[snarling] ALL YOU DO IS LIE!!! [Wanda shoves Monica into the sidewalk. Monica lands on the concrete, her eyes crackling with energy as she gets back on her feet]

The only lies I've told are the ones you put in my mouth!

[conjures energy in her hands] Careful what you say to me.

Do it then. Take me out. [Wanda's complexion falters, horrified by the suggestion] It's easy. That's where you and Hayward differ. He's going to burn Westview to the ground just to get what he wants. Don't let him make you the villain!

Maybe I already am. [Agnes looks out her window, investigating the commotion]

Wanda, you have to trust me.

I can't.

I'm not afraid of you, Wanda. I lost the person closest to me, too. The worst thing I can think of has already happened to me. And I can't change it. I can't undo it. I can't control this pain anymore, and I don't think I want to, because it's my truth. [There's a pause as Wanda processes Monica's words] Wanda- [Agnes walks over]

Young lady, I think you overstayed your welcome. Poor Wanda's been through enough.

This doesn't concern you. [Agnes puts her hands on Wanda's shoulders]

Oh yeah? Run along, dear. [Agnes begins steering Wanda towards her house]

Wanda, you have to take it down!

[points a finger at Monica] No! Don't make me hurt you.

Wanda, Wanda. You didn't think you were the only magical girl in town, did you? The names Agatha Harkness, lovely to finally meet you dear.

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