Jimmy Woo quotes from WandaVision

Monica Rambeau

What's the story here, Agent Woo?

Jimmy Woo

Uh, I've got a witness set up down the road in Westview, and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop.

Monica Rambeau

Your missing person is in the Witness Protection Program?

Jimmy Woo

I have contacted known associates, relatives...

Monica Rambeau

And let me guess, none of them have seen him either?

Jimmy Woo

No. None of them have ever heard of him. Something seemed hanky to me, so I took the first flight out of Oakland to interface with local law enforcement, which is when I encountered a new wrinkle.

Monica Rambeau

What is that?

Jimmy Woo

[turns to the Sheriff of Eastview] Pardon me, Sheriff. Would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here?

[with a billboard reading "Welcome to Westview" behind him] No such place.

Monica Rambeau

You're saying the town of Westview, New Jersey doesn't exist?

It's what I keep telling your G-Man here, but he won't listen.

Monica Rambeau

I see. And, um, I'm sorry, what ... What town are you from?

Eastview.

Jimmy Woo

Thank you, Sheriff. I'll reach out if we need any further assistance.

Jimmy Woo

This isn't a missing person's case, Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town. Population 3,892.

Monica Rambeau

Why haven't you gone inside to investigate?

Jimmy Woo

'Cause it doesn't want me to. You can feel it, too, can't you? [They both look down the road at the Westview outskirts] Nobody's supposed to go in.

Jimmy Woo

We don't know enough about the nature of the threat to send in another agent when the first is yet to return.

Tyler Hayward

Someone must really miss you back at Quantico.

Jimmy Woo

[snidely] No, sir. Softball season's over, sir.

Tyler Hayward

[regarding the WandaVision broadcast] Is it authentic?

Darcy Lewis

I'm not sure how to answer that.

Tyler Hayward

Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated?

Darcy Lewis

I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know.

Tyler Hayward

What do you know?

Darcy Lewis

My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's...

Tyler Hayward

Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang.

Darcy Lewis

Yeah. Entwined was a broadcast frequency. So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture.

Jimmy Woo

So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?

Darcy Lewis

It's a working theory.

Darcy Lewis

Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad.

Tyler Hayward

[regards Darcy] You work for me?

Darcy Lewis

I actually don't know.

Monica Rambeau

She's with me.

Tyler Hayward

I see. And which one of you is the sassy best friend?

Jimmy Woo

There is no time for you to diminish your colleagues when you're about to start a war you can't win.

Tyler Hayward

Maximoff was never gonna negotiate with us. We take her out, this whole nightmare ends.

Monica Rambeau

We don't know that. We actually have no idea what will happen in there or out here if Wanda dies.

Tyler Hayward

So, what? We just surrender to that? Not happening.

Monica Rambeau

We can't outgun her. And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse. If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.

Tyler Hayward

Captain Rambeau, you have become an impediment to this mission. Constantly advocating on behalf of super-powered individuals. Yes, I know your history with Carol Danvers. You know, you people who left, still have the luxury of optimism. You have no idea what it was like. What it took to keep the lights on.

Monica Rambeau

Don't use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward.

Tyler Hayward

Maybe it's a good thing you weren't here when your mother died. Because clearly you don't have the stomach for this job. [Pause] Get her off my base. Now. All of 'em.

Jimmy Woo

Monica!

Monica Rambeau

Authority looks good on you, Jimmy.

Jimmy Woo

Where's Darcy?

Monica Rambeau

Ah, something about "Debriefs are for the weak."