Agatha Harkness quotes from WandaVision

Agatha Harkness

Wanda, Wanda. You didn't think you were the only magical girl in town, did you? The names Agatha Harkness, lovely to finally meet you dear.

Agatha Harkness

And I killed Sparky, too!

Agatha Harkness

So, little orphan Wanda got up close and personal with an infinity stone that amplified what, otherwise, would've died on the vine. The broken pieces of you are adding up, buttercup. I have a theory, but I need more.

Agatha Harkness

I take power from the undeserving. It's kind of my thing.

Agatha Harkness

About our deal, once cast a spell can never be changed. This world you made will always be broken. Just like you.

Agatha Harkness, are you a witch?

Agatha Harkness

Yes, I am a witch.

Yet you have betrayed your coven.

Agatha Harkness

I have not!

You stole knowledge above your age and station. You practice the darkest of magic

Agatha Harkness

I know... I know nothing about these crimes. I... I swear it.

Enough deception!

Agatha Harkness

I did not break your rules. They simply bent to my power.

Agatha Harkness

Wait

Agatha Harkness

No. I cannot control it! I... If only you would teach me! Help me! Please! [To Evanora] Mother, please! Please! Mother!

Agatha Harkness

Please, I can be good!

[choking up] No, you cannot.

Wanda Maximoff

[With a heavy Sokovian accent] Where are my children?

Agatha Harkness

[mockingly] Where are my children? Oof! That accent really comes and goes, doesn't it?

Wanda Maximoff

Where are they? [Wanda attempts to use her powers but they don't work]

Agatha Harkness

Oh, your magic's no good here. [uses her powers to restrain Wanda mid-air] Didn't you notice? Basic protection spell, one in each wall? No? Nothing? These are runes Wanda. In a given space, only the witch that cast the runes can use her magic. How do you not know the fundamentals?

Agatha Harkness

When I sensed this place, the afterglow of so many spells cast all at once... Oh, I couldn't make heads or tails of it. [Grabs bug off the wall and begins chanting in Latin] Mind control, a classic. Quick incantation and a feeble psyche and you're good to go. [Agatha controls the bug onto Wanda's face, making her very uncomfortable] With thousands of people under your thumb, all interacting with each other according to complex storylines. Well, that's something special, baby. And of course, there's transmutation. [Chants in Latin, turning the bug into a bird] Years of study to achieve even the smallest convincing illusion. But Westview through your lens, Wanda... Every little detail in place down to the crown molding. You're even running illusions miles away at the edge of town. Magic on autopilot. What's your secret, sister? [throws the bird/bug into her pet rabbits mouth] Listen, I need you... Hey, Wanda, I need you to tell me how you did this.

Wanda Maximoff

I didn't do anything. I'm not...

Agatha Harkness

I tried to be gentle, to nudge you awake from this ridiculous fantasy, but you would rather fall apart than face your truth. You left me no choice. What was it you said to your not-brother? Hmm? All you could recall was the feeling. You felt empty. Alone. Endless nothingness. Let's start there. It's been fun playing pretend for a while, hasn't it, Wanda? [chants in Latin and a door appears] But it's time to look at some real reruns. [Agatha lets Wanda go] Alright, let's go.

Wanda Maximoff

No.

Agatha Harkness

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you forget who's got your children stashed away in her bewitched basement? [Wanda hears her children's cries for help and she stands up] That's right

Agatha Harkness

Did you stop that bomb?

Wanda Maximoff

What?

Agatha Harkness

You used a probability hex.

Wanda Maximoff

No, I... It just never went off. It was... It was defective. We didn't know that. We were... We were trapped.

Agatha Harkness

For how long?

Wanda Maximoff

Two days.

Agatha Harkness

Huh. So much trauma... and yet you were safe as kittens the whole time. So, what I see here is a baby witch, obsessed with sitcoms and years of therapy ahead of her. Doesn't explain your recent hijinks. Where did you get the big guns Wanda?

Wanda Maximoff

I don't wanna go back there.

Agatha Harkness

I know you don't, but it's good medicine, angel. The only way forward is back.

Agatha Harkness

[regarding Wanda's memory of the HYDRA lab where she gained her powers] Ah. Wanda, the rebellious years. Quick question: your reaction to the bombing of your civilian apartment building and the murder of your parents was to join an anti-freedom terrorist organization?

Wanda Maximoff

We wanted to change the world.

Agatha Harkness

[Regarding the memory with Wanda and Vision together at the avengers compound and the events of Age of Ultron and Infinity War] So, to recap. Parents dead, brother dead, Vision dead. What happened when he wasn't there to pull you back from the darkness, Wanda?

Wanda Maximoff

I can't do this anymore.

Agatha Harkness

Come on, Wanda! You're on the precipice. You are right there! Tell me how you did it. [pause] Vision was gone. But you wanted him back.

Wanda Maximoff

I wanted him back. I wanted him back.

Agatha Harkness

I know what you are

Mom!

Wanda Maximoff

[Panting] It's okay, baby. It's okay.

Agatha Harkness

You have no idea how dangerous you are. You're supposed to be a myth. A being capable of spontaneous creation, and here you are, using it to make breakfast for dinner.

Wanda Maximoff

Let go of my children!

Agatha Harkness

Oh, yes, your children. And Vision, and this whole little life you've made. This is Chaos Magic, Wanda, and that makes you the Scarlet Witch.

Agatha Harkness

Wanda. You've never been up against another witch before. Don't you know there's a whole chapter dedicated to you in the Darkhold? That's the book of the damned! [Agatha materializes the Darkhold] "The Scarlet Witch is not born, she is forged. She has no coven, nor need of incantations."

Wanda Maximoff

I'm not a witch! I don't cast spells! NO ONE TAUGHT ME MAGIC!

Agatha Harkness

Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme. It's your destiny to destroy the world.

Wanda Maximoff

[throws up her arms in exasperation] I'm not what you say I am!

Agatha Harkness

Oh really?

Agatha Harkness

Runes?

Wanda Maximoff

"In a given space, only the witch who cast them can use her magic." Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am.