Agnes quotes from WandaVision

How is anybody doing this sober?

Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. My right, not yours. Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't. So, what's your name? Where are you from? And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon?

Wanda Maximoff

I'm Wanda.

Wanda. Charmed. Golly, you settled in fast! Did you use a moving company?

Wanda Maximoff

I sure did. Those boxes don't move themselves!

So what's a single gal like you doing rattling around this big house?

Wanda Maximoff

Oh, no, I'm not single.

Oh, I don't see a ring.

Wanda Maximoff

Well, I assure you, I'm married. To a man. A human one and tall.

The devil's in the details, Bev.

That's not the only place he is.

Wanda Maximoff

[about the boys' grief over Sparky's death] The urge to run from this feeling is powerful. I know.

It's too sad.

You can fix anything, Mom. Fix the dead.

Wanda Maximoff

[shocked] What?.... no.

[amazed] You can do that?

Wanda Maximoff

I am trying to tell you... that there are rules in life, okay? We can't rush aging just because it's convenient. [chuckles] And we can't reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.

Am I dead?

Vision

[reassuringly] No, no. Why would you think that?

Because you are.

Vision

[confused] Because I'm what...?

Dead. Dead! Dead! Dead!

Vision

Agnes, it is my intention to reach those outside of Westview and make sense of our situation

[softly] How? No one leaves. Wanda won't even let us think about it. [starts chuckling] All is lost. [starts laughing maniacally]

Vision

Agnes... Agnes please calm down. Agnes! Please... [Agnes continues laughing maniacally]

Vision

I will fix this, Agnes. I promise.

Monica Rambeau

Wanda? Wanda!

Wanda Maximoff

What are you doing?

Monica Rambeau

Wanda-

Wanda Maximoff

How did you get in here?!

Monica Rambeau

Listen to me. This whole thing, it's about Vision-

Wanda Maximoff

[seething] Get out of my house!

Monica Rambeau

Hayward was trying to bring him b- [Wanda grabs Monica and flings her out of the house, levitating her over the sidewalk]

Wanda Maximoff

DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT! THE DRONES! THE MISSILES! PIETRO! [laughs darkly]

Monica Rambeau

What, Pietro? No-no-no-no, that wasn't us!

Wanda Maximoff

[snarling] ALL YOU DO IS LIE!!! [Wanda shoves Monica into the sidewalk. Monica lands on the concrete, her eyes crackling with energy as she gets back on her feet]

Monica Rambeau

The only lies I've told are the ones you put in my mouth!

Wanda Maximoff

[conjures energy in her hands] Careful what you say to me.

Monica Rambeau

Do it then. Take me out. [Wanda's complexion falters, horrified by the suggestion] It's easy. That's where you and Hayward differ. He's going to burn Westview to the ground just to get what he wants. Don't let him make you the villain!

Wanda Maximoff

Maybe I already am. [Agnes looks out her window, investigating the commotion]

Monica Rambeau

Wanda, you have to trust me.

Wanda Maximoff

I can't.

Monica Rambeau

I'm not afraid of you, Wanda. I lost the person closest to me, too. The worst thing I can think of has already happened to me. And I can't change it. I can't undo it. I can't control this pain anymore, and I don't think I want to, because it's my truth. [There's a pause as Wanda processes Monica's words] Wanda- [Agnes walks over]

Young lady, I think you overstayed your welcome. Poor Wanda's been through enough.

Monica Rambeau

This doesn't concern you. [Agnes puts her hands on Wanda's shoulders]

Oh yeah? Run along, dear. [Agnes begins steering Wanda towards her house]

Monica Rambeau

Wanda, you have to take it down!

Wanda Maximoff

[points a finger at Monica] No! Don't make me hurt you.