Tyler Hayward quotes from WandaVision

Jimmy Woo

We don't know enough about the nature of the threat to send in another agent when the first is yet to return.

Tyler Hayward

Someone must really miss you back at Quantico.

Jimmy Woo

[snidely] No, sir. Softball season's over, sir.

Tyler Hayward

[regarding the WandaVision broadcast] Is it authentic?

Darcy Lewis

I'm not sure how to answer that.

Tyler Hayward

Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated?

Darcy Lewis

I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know.

Tyler Hayward

What do you know?

Darcy Lewis

My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's...

Tyler Hayward

Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang.

Darcy Lewis

Yeah. Entwined was a broadcast frequency. So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture.

Jimmy Woo

So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?

Darcy Lewis

It's a working theory.

Monica Rambeau

Wanda, this is Captain Monica Rambeau. Can you hear me? [Wanda glares up at the drone] I just want to talk. That's it. [As she watches, Wanda's eyes glow a bright red]

Tyler Hayward

No joy.

Monica Rambeau

Uh...my controls aren't working. Reconnect patch!

Tyler Hayward

[to another agent] Disregard. Take the shot.

Monica Rambeau

What? No, the drone isn't armed.

Tyler Hayward

Take the shot!

Monica Rambeau

[rips off her headset; to Hayward] What did you do?!

There's a breach, sir!

Wanda Maximoff

Is this yours?! [Wanda tosses the drone at Hayward's feet]

Tyler Hayward

The missile was just a precaution. You can hardly blame us, Wanda.

Wanda Maximoff

Oh, I think I can. This will be your only warning: Stay out of my home. You don't bother me, I won't bother you.

Tyler Hayward

I wish it could be that simple. You've taken an entire town hostage.

Wanda Maximoff

I'm not the one with the guns, Director!

Monica Rambeau

But you are the one in control.

Wanda Maximoff

[irritated] You're still here. [Wanda conjures a ball of energy in her right hand]

Monica Rambeau

Wanda, I didn't know the drones were armed. But you know that, don't you? A town full of civilians and you, a telepath, brought a S.W.O.R.D. agent into your home. You trusted me to help deliver your babies! On some level, Wanda, you know I am an ally. I want to help you.

Wanda Maximoff

How? What could you possibly have to offer me?

Monica Rambeau

What do you want?

Wanda Maximoff

I have what I want. [glares at Hayward] And no one will ever take it from me, again.

Darcy Lewis

Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad.

Tyler Hayward

[regards Darcy] You work for me?

Darcy Lewis

I actually don't know.

Monica Rambeau

She's with me.

Tyler Hayward

I see. And which one of you is the sassy best friend?

Jimmy Woo

There is no time for you to diminish your colleagues when you're about to start a war you can't win.

Tyler Hayward

Maximoff was never gonna negotiate with us. We take her out, this whole nightmare ends.

Monica Rambeau

We don't know that. We actually have no idea what will happen in there or out here if Wanda dies.

Tyler Hayward

So, what? We just surrender to that? Not happening.

Monica Rambeau

We can't outgun her. And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse. If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.

Tyler Hayward

Captain Rambeau, you have become an impediment to this mission. Constantly advocating on behalf of super-powered individuals. Yes, I know your history with Carol Danvers. You know, you people who left, still have the luxury of optimism. You have no idea what it was like. What it took to keep the lights on.

Monica Rambeau

Don't use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward.

Tyler Hayward

Maybe it's a good thing you weren't here when your mother died. Because clearly you don't have the stomach for this job. [Pause] Get her off my base. Now. All of 'em.

Tyler Hayward

Wanda Maximoff. It’s an honor to meet you. Truly.

Wanda Maximoff

Who are you?

Tyler Hayward

Director Tyler Hayward. I... understand you’re here to see the Vision, to... recover the body, that is. Is that right?

Wanda Maximoff

Well, I’m his next of kin.

Tyler Hayward

I understand. I’d like to show you something.

Wanda Maximoff

And then you’ll give him to me?

Tyler Hayward

Please, just come with me.

Wanda Maximoff

What is this? Why are you showing me this?

Tyler Hayward

Because you asked to see it.

Wanda Maximoff

[shuddering] Stop...stop... stop it! [turns to Hayward] What... what are you doing to him?!

Tyler Hayward

We're dismantling the most sophisticated, sentient weapon ever made.

Wanda Maximoff

Vision's not a weapon! You can't do this!

Tyler Hayward

In fact, it is our legal and ethical obligation.

Wanda Maximoff

I just want to bury him! That's all I want!

Tyler Hayward

Are you sure?

Wanda Maximoff

[bewildered] Excuse me?!

Tyler Hayward

Not everyone has the kind of power that can bring their soulmate back online. [Wanda glares at him] Forgive me, back to life.

Wanda Maximoff

Well, I can't do that. That's... that's not why I'm here!

Tyler Hayward

Okay. But I cannot allow you to take $3 billion worth of vibranium just to put it in the ground. So the best I can do is let you say goodbye to him here.

Wanda Maximoff

[fighting back tears] He's all I have!

Tyler Hayward

[coldly] Well that's just it, Wanda. He isn't yours.

Tyler Hayward

Fall back. It’s fine. Let her see for herself.

Wanda Maximoff

[breaking into tears] I can't feel you. [softly] I can't feel you...