Pietro quotes from WandaVision

Long lost bro get to squeeze his stinkin' sister to death or what?

Hey, don't sweat it, sis. It's not like your dead husband can die twice.

Where do you keep your water balloons?

Wanda Maximoff

What? We don't have water balloons.

Well where are we gonna put all the shaving cream?

Wanda Maximoff

Oh?

It was Billy's idea!

I'm Tommy!

And don't you forget it!

Are you old Red Riding Hood?

Wanda Maximoff

I'm a Sokovian fortune teller.

Wow. That is so...

Rad!

...Lame.

Lame.

So lame. I can’t believe you’re making them return all the candy.

Wanda Maximoff

I can’t believe what a bad influence you are!

Who beefed in your borscht?

Wanda Maximoff

You know, he was the one...he had the...he had the skin thing.

You're testing me!

Wanda Maximoff

No I'm not!

Monica Rambeau

*bangs on a window* Wanda!

Don't waste your breath, babe! No one can hear you from in here! *strums guitar dramatically*

Monica Rambeau

What is this stuff?

This is my man cave. Place to chillax, you know, while the Misses' is stirring up trouble.