Darcy Lewis quotes from WandaVision

Darcy Lewis

FBI, Army. I saw the Air Force Office of Special Investigations out there. Research Lab. Space Command, too. A bona fide joint multi-service response. Really looking forward to the commemorative T-shirt.

Darcy Lewis

[emotional] Twins. What a twist. [off Jimmy's look] What? I'm invested. [sniffles]

Darcy Lewis

[having had her true personality restored by Vision] Oh, hello, self. You know, part of me secretly wanted a guest spot on the show, but seriously, that sucked.

Tyler Hayward

[regarding the WandaVision broadcast] Is it authentic?

Darcy Lewis

I'm not sure how to answer that.

Tyler Hayward

Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated?

Darcy Lewis

I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know.

Tyler Hayward

What do you know?

Darcy Lewis

My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's...

Tyler Hayward

Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang.

Darcy Lewis

Yeah. Entwined was a broadcast frequency. So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture.

Jimmy Woo

So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?

Darcy Lewis

It's a working theory.

Darcy Lewis

Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad.

Tyler Hayward

[regards Darcy] You work for me?

Darcy Lewis

I actually don't know.

Monica Rambeau

She's with me.

Tyler Hayward

I see. And which one of you is the sassy best friend?

Jimmy Woo

There is no time for you to diminish your colleagues when you're about to start a war you can't win.

Tyler Hayward

Maximoff was never gonna negotiate with us. We take her out, this whole nightmare ends.

Monica Rambeau

We don't know that. We actually have no idea what will happen in there or out here if Wanda dies.

Tyler Hayward

So, what? We just surrender to that? Not happening.

Monica Rambeau

We can't outgun her. And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse. If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.

Tyler Hayward

Captain Rambeau, you have become an impediment to this mission. Constantly advocating on behalf of super-powered individuals. Yes, I know your history with Carol Danvers. You know, you people who left, still have the luxury of optimism. You have no idea what it was like. What it took to keep the lights on.

Monica Rambeau

Don't use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward.

Tyler Hayward

Maybe it's a good thing you weren't here when your mother died. Because clearly you don't have the stomach for this job. [Pause] Get her off my base. Now. All of 'em.

Darcy Lewis

You can't go back into the Hex.

Monica Rambeau

Worst case scenario, Wanda removes my free will and puts me in ultra-low rise jeans.

Vision

So if I understand correctly, my original code dates back to an AI called J.A.R.V.I.S.. But my corporeal form was born of Ultron's plan for global genocide?

Darcy Lewis

Correct-o

Vision

What am I now?

Darcy Lewis

Honestly, I'm a STEM type of lady, so I thought she just flipped a switch on your head and brought you back to life, but... what I don't get is why you can't leave the Hex. [Vision's expression saddens] What I do know is I've been watching WandaVision for the past week, and the love you two have is real. You belong together.