You guys. You guys, have either of you seen Jade?
No, why, what's up with Jade?
We were hanging out together last night and she asked me to do her eyebrows.
Make them look neater and nicer. Girls do that. We groom each other like monkeys.
So, why is Jade trying to kill you?
[screams] WHERE IS SHE?! [Cat screams and Jade runs after her] [Sinjin plays his saxophone in a fast tempo to fit in with the chase] Stop her! Somebody stop Cat right now!
No! Come here! Stop. Come here!
Don't touch him! (Cat tries to hide behind Sinjin)
[Lane, who enters the hall, stops Jade and Cat runs to Beck and André]
What do you... Stop! Jade, stop. Relax.(Catchs her and holds her)
Why are you so mad at Cat?
[reveals herself that her eyebrows have been shaved off] Don't... say... a word.
Um... I think you look nice with no eyebrows.
[Jade glares at him]
Jade, I just wanna say... I really appreciate you having lunch with us, and thank you, André and Beck, for handcuffing Jade to the table.
[Jade tries to attack Cat, but she's still handcuffed to the table]
I still don't get how this happened.
Well, Jade asked me to make her eyebrows look nice. So I tried to wax them, but when I took the wax strips off, there was... Um... a problem.
No, they're not. I told you, they're right here! (holds up the wax strips with Jade's eyebrows on them)
Excuse me, what's your name?
Yeah, sure. Linda the liar, that is Ponnie.
You said Ponnie had brown hair.
She's in disguise... [whispers loudly] ...That's Ponnie in disguise!
Uh, okay you guys go do whatever...and I'm gonna have a chat with "Linda".
Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be a blonde?
I've wondered that. I've also wondered why lemonade is a drink and first aid is for the injured. Like, what if a thirsty person gets injured? Do you give them first aid first, and then lemonade? Or lemonade first, then second aid? (pause) Lemonade. (giggles)
(stares at Cat in disbelief) So, sushi?
Is that a pair of my underwear?
Yeah, my allergies have been so bad today.
Tissues make my nose red and sore. These are so soft. (blows her nose in them)
You've been blowing your nose in my underwear?
Yeah, they're like a giant soft hankie.
(Robbie approaches)
Well, if it isn't the Vega girls!
Yup. Cause I've finished the song I've been writing.
Oh, is it another song about worms?
This song's about a girl.
Look, Robbie, I already told you I'm not interested in you.
Okay, you know how some girls say "I only like you as a friend"?
I don't even like you that way.
(runs around giving out hugs) Free hugs! I want to give free hugs!
Wait, is this because of that guy you met last night?
Yeah, his name's Evan. Oh, and I invited him here tonight to watch Beck's movie!
Oh, yeah, the screenings tonight. I hear the movie turned out pretty good.
(Tori and Cat look at Robbie, then walk away)
So, what did Evan do when you told him your blonde hair was really a wig?
I say, what did Evan do when you told him your blonde hair was really a wig?
You never told him you were wearing one of my wigs?
So, you spent like five hours with this guy, and he still doesn't know what you really look like?
No. Oh, my god! What if he hates redheaded girls with brown eyes?
Yeah, I can't help it! (grabs Tori's underwear) I cry when I'm scared! (blows her nose in them) What is this?
You know what? (grabs underwear and stalks off)
This is so cool! We're blondes! Wooo! We're like princesses!
Can you be the princess that gets poisoned?
Why are you so excited to be blonde?
Cause guys love blonde girls, especially with blue eyes. You watch, tonight we're gonna get extra special treatment!
My brother gets special treatment. From special doctors. (pause) It's court ordered.
Oh, Cat. I feel like I've done something terrible to you.
(sighs) No. I just want something bad to happen to you. Not like really bad, just something to ruin your weekend.
I'd appreciate it. (pause) Can I just be alone now?
Okay. (puts her arms out) Hug?
That does it! Catarina Valentine, I will not sit here anymore and listen to you talk bad about yourself! You're adorable. Any guy would be lucky as cheese to go out with you.
Thanks, Robbie, that was really sweet, but you don't know how guys think.
(flabbergasted) Uh...how could...good day! (storms off)
Jade, tell Cat that when this boy sees her pretty red hair tonight, he's gonna like her even more.
Cause I'm looking at Evan's Splash Face page, scrolling through pics of his ex-girlfriends: blonde, blonde, blonde - whoa, ugly blonde - uh, blonde, oh, and his blue eyed dog with blonde fur. I'm thinking Evan goes for blondes.
Oh, that doesn't mean anything. What are his likes and dislikes?
Uh, likes sushi, video games, girls with blonde hair and blue eyes.
People who pretend to be something they're not.
Oh, no! Can I have your underwear again? (Tori hands Cat her underpants, and she cries into them)
