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S1 E15Unfinished Business

I'll go get her dress off.

Nooooooo. (grabs her and holds her back)

She can't play the role and i'm the understudy!

I don't care; you've been acting like a gank all week. I'm not going to reward you by letting you play the lead!

There's an audience out there! The show must go on!

Yes. Yes, it must. And must, it shall!

I'm O negative? You did go through my medical records.

[Imitating Tori] "Told you I do my research."

Are you done with your little sabotage game?

[Imitating Tori] Done with what little sabotage game?

[through a megaphone; to Sinjin, who is about to lick one of the prom balloons.] Sinjin? Do not lick the balloons!

SSherry

[Prom-goers are starting to leave; Tori asks why] People are mad, because there's no band, there was a freaky video...

And Doug's diaper doesn't fit him too well.

He says he got you the power drill, the clown costume and 12 gallons of blood.

Wow. Where did he get 12 gallons of fake blood?

You wanted fake blood? I'll go call my brother.

DDoug

I sing, I dance, I pee my pants. I'm Doug the Diaper Guy.

Tori Are you gonna stop?

(looks at soda can) Nah, I'm still pretty thirsty.

(Tori takes Jade's drink)

Give it back.

Yeah, sure. (licks the top of it, then gives it back) Here.

Thanks. (drinks from it) Ahhh...

What, no. I didn't call and cancel the band.

[Imitating Tori] "Uh, oh. Looks like Tori Vega's prom has turned into one big boopity boo."

Prome!

Oh, hey, I just wanted to remind you guys that I'm going away to Cancun with Beck's family for semester break and you guys have nothing fun to do.

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