And your question is... Dumb Debbie was so dumb.
HOW DUMB WAS SHE?
She was so dumb, she didn't realize that April 1st was April Fools... blank.
(Later, after the others have filled in their answers)
Okay, Tori. Dumb Debbie was so dumb. She didn't realize that April 1st was April Fools...
...Day.
Day. Mm-hmm. Day. Well, let's see if you match anybody. (clears throat) André!
Roses are red, storm clouds are gray. Debbie's so dumb, she didn't realize it was April Fools... (takes his card and turns it over) Lobster. (a buzzer rings, and a lobster comes out near the entrance and charges towards Tori)
That's the lobster! AAH! (the lobster pushes her to the ground, rubs her butt and slaps her back before running off)
All right now, get up! (she does) Jade, what's your answer?
Well I figured she was so dumb... she thought April 1st was April Fools... (turns her card over) Berry! (buzzer rings again) That's a thing! Right, April Fools Berry? That's a thing!
Oh, you're a thing. A foul beast of a thing! (everyone else laughs as the lobster comes back)
No no no. No no no, it is not my fault that she said berry! (the lobster places her on the floor as she flails. He then slaps her butt again and runs off)
Alright, upsie daisy! (Tori gets back up) Robbie.
Yes yes, what is it Sikowitz?
Dumb Debbie was so dumb, she didn't realize that April 1st was April Fools...
(turns his card over) Foot. (buzzer, the crowd boos) Oh, shut up, you people. I WAS ON BROADWAY!
Cat, your turn.
Wait, the lobster forgot to push Tori down!
OH, yes!
Cat, why would you remind him?! (the lobster charges at Tori) Okay, n-n-no. See, see, I was-- (the lobster grabs Tori and places her to the ground as she flails. He then flexes and runs off)
Will you GET UP?! (she does) Cat! Dumb Debbie was so dumb, she didn't realize that April 1st was April Fools... blank.
I said... (turns her card over) 'Blank!' (buzzer)
Uh, Cat, I said blank.
(laughs) I love President Ford!
We're not gonna bring the lobster out for that one. (Tori pats him on the back) Uh, Beck!
(in garbled accent) Well, I'm sorry, Doc and I was starving, so I said... (turns his card over) Onion rings. (buzzer, the lobster comes through the entrance)
No. I know. (faints. The lobster then leaves)
(laughs) Okay! One last chance. Your sister. Trina.
Come on, Trina!
Well, I said... (reveals her card) '...Cut to the next scene!'. (scene cuts to the Vegas' house where Tori waves her arms weirdly)
Oh, your stupid card brought us to this scene! You cost me $5,000!
But I want an Oompa Loompa now!
You can't HAVE an Oompa Loompa--
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It's not my birthday.
TOUCHDOWN!
There's no football game.
WHERE'S THE BEEF!?
Okay, kids won't get that reference. And... it's April Fools Day!
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