Hey. Look at the new costume I made. Can you guess who I am?
No.
You're uh, Little Boy Poop.
Little Bo Peep. Alright, can I tell you guys how much I'm loving my new costume design class?
Uh...
And my teacher says I have a gift for knowing people's exact measurements.
Hey, peepolinis!!
I'm not with him.
[to Robbie] Hey, Robbie, do you want me to tell you what size pants you are?
I already know. They're a size four.
(Cat laughs)
Size four?
That's how they measure girls' pants.
What? Rex, you promised me these were boy jeans.
Heh heh heh. You've been Rexed.
Hey. Will you guys take a look at my headshot and resume?
Sure. Why?
Sikowitz got me an audition for a movie.
I don't care.
You look twelve in this pic.
Well that was the last time I was shot by a professional photographer.
My brother got shot by a clown.
Why?
Because my brother kept poking him and saying "What you gonna do about it, clown? Huh?" (pause) It happened on a bus.
(pulls out a coloring book and crayons) Cat, color the tiger.
Yay, crayons!
Well, now I have to find a professional photographer.
(Sinjin walks over)
Did someone say she needs a professional photographer?
Yeah, you know one?
Nope. (walks off again)
Yeah, I don't seem so weird anymore, do I?
What did you say, Girl Pants?
Alright, you gotta work on this resume.
Why, what's wrong with it?
You only have one play on there.
Well, that's all I've been in.
So? Just say you've acted in more stuff.
Lie?
Yes!
Well, it's not really lying...
It's exaggerating!
Did I mention the clown was my cousin Jesse?
[sternly] Color the pretty tiger.
So, back to my resume...
You gotta have more things under special skills.
Yeah, you put bike riding as a special skill. Who can't ride a bike?
Take a guess.
(puts hand over Rex's mouth) Can you keep any secret?
So what "special skills" should I add?
Gymnastics.
Martial arts.
Skydiving.
Flirtatious hair flipping.
Okay, I do not flip my hair flirtatiously!
Oh, and this doesn't seem familiar? [Imitating Tori] Why, hello, boys! My name is Tori Vega! Buy me some licorice and I'll give you a kiss!
I talk NOTHING like that. (to the rest of the gang) Seriously, do I talk anything like that? (the others all imitate Tori at the same time. Tori puts a picture of herself in front of her face)
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