“Tori Gets Stuck” quotes from Victorious

Jade

I'm playing Susie, right?

Cat

Did you get the lead?

Andre

I don't think she got it.

Robbie

So, who's playing Susie?

Tori

(uncrumples paper) Me.

Jade

Yeah. Her. That! She got the lead!

Cat

What part did you get?

Jade

I got cheated and humiliated!

Sinjin

You get used to it. (Robbie nods)

Andre

Alright, chill down. Let's see. It says right here, "Jade West, understudy for the role of Susie".

Jade

Oh, yee hoo. Like it's my dream to be Tori's understudy.

Tori

What's an understudy?

Jade

Aw, man! (throws cup against the wall)

Robbie

An understudy is like a backup actor.

Andre

So if you get sick or something, your understudy takes over for your part in the play.

Jade

Yeah, if you get sick, or go missing, or GET HIT BY A BUS! [storms out]

Tori

[nervous] Uh... (Jade breaks something) she can't drive a bus, can she?

Cat

One time my brother painted part of his body purple.

Robbie

Why did your brother paint part of his body purple?

Cat

He had a job interview... (smiles) He didn't get it.

There's a car parked in Robbie's butt!

Robbie

Quit saying that!

(to Jade) Are you his girlfriend?

Jade

No, are you?

Trina

That is some juicy coughing and hacking.

Tori

Get out!

Jade

No! I'm leaving. [leaves]

Tori

Oh, and... uh, Robbie?

Robbie

Yeah?

Tori

Spongebob underwear? [Robbie covers his abdomen in embarrassment]

Jade

I'll go get her dress off.

Sikowitz

Nooooooo. (grabs her and holds her back)

Jade

She can't play the role and i'm the understudy!

Sikowitz

I don't care; you've been acting like a gank all week. I'm not going to reward you by letting you play the lead!

Jade

There's an audience out there! The show must go on!

Sikowitz

Yes. Yes, it must. And must, it shall!

Tori

I'm O negative? You did go through my medical records.

Jade

[Imitating Tori] "Told you I do my research."