Hey, hey. Look what I got.
A piccolo?
It's my new instrument.
I thought you were learning to play the fr-
It didn't work out.
(Festus gives Tori the turkey sandwich she asked for)
I thought you said you only had burritos?
FFestus
What are you, a lawyer?
What's shakin', bacon?
Oh, they don't have bacon.
CChef
Just burritos.
...Was my piccolo playing that bad?
Yeah... (she rubs Tori's hair)
I say we celebrate...piccolo style. (starts to play, but Beck silences her)
No, no... (takes the piccolo from Tori's hand)
What did you do to my pants?
Good. Now, terrified.
What did you do to my pants?
Falling off a cliff.
What did you do to my PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS?!
Excellent. Now, as you can see, the same dialogue can evoke an infinite number of emotions, depending upon how the actor chooses to play it. Like a robot.
(imitating a robot) What... did you do... to my pants...?
Wrong! Robots don't wear pants... it was a trick.
OOfficer
What's your name?
Oh, I'm...uh...I'm... (sees a water jug that reads "Crystal Waters") Crystal Waters. It's okay, I'm on the movie.
OOfficer
Crystal Waters? I don't remember seeing the name Crystal Waters-
(runs out from the back; panicking) I can't find my mother. (grabs the officer by the shirt) Help me find my mother, please! MOMMMMMMMM! MOMMMMMMMMMMMM-
OOfficer
Shut up we'll find your mama. (he and Cat walk off. Cat winks to Tori)
(Sinjin slaps a bee on Andrè's shoulder)
Ow! What was that for?
There was a bee on your shoulder.
And you killed it before it could sting me? Thanks a lot, man.
What did I do?
No, just go on. Get out of here.
Did you meet Melinda Murray?
No.
I bet SHE'S been stung by a bee...
You can ask her yourself.
(upon seeing Tori and Beck hugging) 1... 2... Don't make me get to 3. (Beck unhugs from Tori) Better.
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