“And how can I help you, sir?” – Veronica, Veronica Mars ... TV Quotes Database

And how can I help you, sir?

I need a favor.

Ah, a favor - one of our specialties.

I need you to bug the confessional at St. Mary's church.

Um... I'm sorry. That's not on our menu. Maybe you should try "You're crazy" down the street?

[from the next table over] It's not just for him.

Isn't this a very odd coincidence? Or, wait - are you guys, like, roomies now and he ate your peanut butter and now you're not speaking?

Funny you should bring up roomies, as I just lost one. I don't suppose you could help me find where Duncan disappeared?

Ooh, sorry, one favor per customer.

Uh, yeah, can we stay focused here? 'Cause if we're seen together by the wrong people, that would be bad.

So, this is sneaking? I've got a pantomine-horse disguise you could use. Do either of you have any experience being a horse's ass?

Yeah, I'm glad my misfortunes amuse you.

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