"Hope springs eternal in the human breast; Man never Is, but always to be blest: the soul, uneasy and confined from home, rests and expatiates in a life to come."
And what do you suppose Pope meant by that?
Life's a bitch until you die.
“Pilot” · Season 1
In this episode: Veronica Mars (4), Logan Echolls (1), Wallace Fennel (1), Weevil Navarro (1), Mrs. Murphy (1)
Sister. The only time I care what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big old hog. Even then, it's not so much words, just a bunch of "oohs" and "ahs" you know?
So it's big, huh?
Legendary.
Well , let's see it. I mean if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. [bats eyes and gasps] We could go to prom together. What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here, vato.
FTFelix Toombs
Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that.
Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it too.
FFelix
Oh, hell, I'll show you mine!
VPVice Principal Clemmons
Felix Toombs. What on God's green Earth is going on here? All right, gentleman, move along. [Weevil, Felix and others leave] Veronica, why does trouble follow you around? [Clemmons leaves]
FCFire Chief
[about Veronica] Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.
Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.
[smashes a headlight] Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again?
Clearly your sense of humor.
[smashes other headlight] Nope. And you're usually so good at pop quizzes. No, the correct answer is: my car. That's right, my Daddy took my T-bird away. And you know what I won't be having? Fun, fun, fun.
I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
Be cool, Sodapop.
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