Tommy Bahama is like Ed Hardy for sixty-five year old fat men.
S2 E8Explosive Diorama
LLynda
I gave up on the white floor bright light scene a long time ago and I feel much better here.
God stop with your pimping actions - just let a young man live his life.
I fucked up okay - I so f-ed up, but please don't put me out on the streets. Help me believe in love.
GGuy
Do you have any cake?
Cake? Why?
GGuy
I was hoping you could sit on it.
Let's see you took every single thing from my favorite place in the world and made it yours so ya know I think I will pass.
S2 E9The Family Portrait
What's going to happen to us - what's going to happen to our family?
I don't know. I don't know.
Nothing too splashy and in your face?
I might be splashy and in your face if you're not too careful
You're so wrong it's adorable.
Sometimes other peoples sh*t is just theirs.
SShoshanna
Max is very much in need right now of a firm gentle hand. Trust me, I know what to do.
S2 E10Open House
Hey do you know anyone who's happy?
No.
TCTara and Charmaine's mom
Oh honey, you're so pretty, but you've always made decisions like an ugly girl.
I feel so bad for breeders. Being gay is like living in a buffet.
And people say romance is dead.
Do you do that to me? Make up wildly heightened emotions just to manipulate me into being there for you?
Of course not. Only to mom.
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