People don't know I'm gay unless I'm blowing them.
What did you guys do together anyway? It?
Just kiss and a... little dry humping.
Must've been tough to stay dry.
Tommy Bahama is like Ed Hardy for sixty-five year old fat men.
LLynda
I gave up on the white floor bright light scene a long time ago and I feel much better here.
God stop with your pimping actions - just let a young man live his life.
I fucked up okay - I so f-ed up, but please don't put me out on the streets. Help me believe in love.
GGuy
Do you have any cake?
Cake? Why?
GGuy
I was hoping you could sit on it.
Let's see you took every single thing from my favorite place in the world and made it yours so ya know I think I will pass.
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