Hey do you know anyone who's happy?
No.
TCTara and Charmaine's mom
Oh honey, you're so pretty, but you've always made decisions like an ugly girl.
I feel so bad for breeders. Being gay is like living in a buffet.
And people say romance is dead.
Do you do that to me? Make up wildly heightened emotions just to manipulate me into being there for you?
Of course not. Only to mom.
I get it your rich - whoop diddly Dee...Zack can have anything he wants.
ZZack
That remains to be seen.
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