LionelTommy Bahama is like Ed Hardy for sixty-five year old fat men.
Played by Michael J. Willett
United States of Tara · 69 quotes
6th most-quoted character in United States of Tara: in 8 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Marshall (4)
Lines by Lionel 4
LionelLionelYou're so wrong it's adorable.
LionelSometimes other peoples sh*t is just theirs.
LionelHe kissed each one of my eyelids. It was as close to perfect as I ever felt.
S2 E11 To Have and to Hold
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Scenes with Lionel 4
LionelWhat did you guys do together anyway? It?
Just kiss and a... little dry humping.
LionelMust've been tough to stay dry.
Nothing too splashy and in your face?
LionelI might be splashy and in your face if you're not too careful
LionelI feel so bad for breeders. Being gay is like living in a buffet.
And people say romance is dead.
S2 E10 Open House
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LionelA person who stands for nothing, spends their life sitting down.
Just so you know, I'm tired. I need to sit down sometimes.
LionelDeep down inside, you believe marriage is for pussies and dicks.
ZZach
I would have to say yes.
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