Marshall quotes from United States of Tara

Lionel

I feel so bad for breeders. Being gay is like living in a buffet.

Marshall

And people say romance is dead.

Lionel

A person who stands for nothing, spends their life sitting down.

Marshall

Just so you know, I'm tired. I need to sit down sometimes.

Lionel

Deep down inside, you believe marriage is for pussies and dicks.

I would have to say yes.

Charmaine

Well, last I checked, your partner didn't take a job out of state and leave you home with a wailing infant.

Charmaine

oh, shit. (Storms out)

Tara

Oh, how's your film going?

Marshall

In my head, it's unique, nuanced, but when it comes out, it's like... A frog doing somersaults on a field, and you can't see the frog 'cause he's too green and you can't hear him cause the grass is too soft.