United States of Tara · Season 3, Episode 7
Well, last I checked, your partner didn't take a job out of state and leave you home with a wailing infant.
Kate: Where is that infant?
oh, shit. (Storms out)
Oh, how's your film going?
In my head, it's unique, nuanced, but when it comes out, it's like... A frog doing somersaults on a field, and you can't see the frog 'cause he's too green and you can't hear him cause the grass is too soft.
Dudes! I got a lot to be cheerful about. I got a red-hot sexy mama in my kitchen making me a chow-down, a couple of clicks away from my 30th birthday party. Huh? My job uses negative 5% of my brain. And I recently rediscovered Chastity Stargazer.
Who?
My vintage Fender Stratocaster electric guitar.
"Breath of my soul"?
Yeah, it's like "Peter Gabriel meets Sting."
Must they meet?
How goes it in there?
Like exhuming a corpse. Amps are buzzing, my song's terrible, Ted won't quit messing around. (Ted is heard screaming in the other room) I just put myself on suicide watch.
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