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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps · Season 3, Episode 6

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“Dresses Dresses Dresses” · Season 3, Episode 6

In this episode: Donna (8), Louise (8), Jonny (7), Janet (6), Gaz (5)

[Gaz and Jonny have just opened a keg of "beer"]

Whoa, blue beer! Maybe we're the first ones to see this, we've come across a secret formula

...It's barrel wash, Gaz.

No it can't be...it's a new type of beer this Jon, woo-hoo.

Well, drink it then!

Alright, I will!

[Gaz drinks the "blue beer" excitedly]

It's absolutely delicious!

Honest? Honest, is that beer? They must put the brown in afterwards!

[Jonny drinks the blue beer]

[after a beat] ...It's barrel wash, Gaz.

I know, I thought we should die together.

We probably need an antidote round about now.

...Shall we get a pint, then?

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