Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps · Season 3, Episode 3
She's a funny one is Janet, she'll do anything, things that even I find disgusting. She does things with a cucumber you wouldn't believe.
Oh yeah, like what?
This one time, I walked into the bedroom and she was lying on the bed with with cucumber slices on her eyes and mud on her face, she's pure dirt!
I can do anything, like a panda.
Pandas can't do anything! They can't juggle or go to Aldi.
This panda can. Grrr!
I will neither play or be playant of the games and or gaming tactics employed by both sexes in accordance with the laws set by herself, Mother Nature.
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