Pete if you were anyone else I'd think you were coming on to me.
If you were anyone else maybe I would be.
S4Adventures of Captain Karma
I told Irene that I love her.
Really? Wow! I'm shocked! I mean I'm happy for you...no, not yet, I'm still shocked.
I hate romantic comedies.
Why? Your whole love life is a joke.
We are going to a business mixer tonight.
I don't want to go to a business mixer.
Sorry, I meant 'free booze.'
KKatie
In my yearbook you told me to stay cool...so I did.
S4Make Mine Tea
You said wear black.
I said wear something that blends in.
This does blend, I am the night!
My grandfather used to use an expression which I think might apply here.
What was that?
'Shut up Ashley.'
I don't flirt with women Ashley, I talk to them. Is it my fault it comes out like music?
S4The Love Boat
Would you do me a favor?
Yeah sure, you bend over and I'll pull out the stick.
Why don't you ask Pete?
What if he already has plans?
S4The Icewoman Cometh
I need to talk to you.
Can't you come back when I'm not here?
Today I almost died.
Underachiever.
S4Should I Stay or Should I Go?
Why don't you tell me what the surprise is just to make sure I'm not disappointed.
You know I'm suddenly amazed you were asked out in college.
I had a great time today. I'd never heckled Shakespeare in the park before.
Well you stole the show with, "Get a day job thou bloweth."
RRoger
My insides are something special.
Well sucks for you that you weren't born inside out.
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