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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 18

Alan and Charlie in “The Spit-Covered Cobbler”

Alan

Where are you going?

Charlie

I'm gonna solve all your problems. (returns to the kitchen with a baseball bat in his hand) You wanna see it coming or should I surprise you?

Alan

(mock laughter) You're not funny.

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