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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 2

Jake and Alan in “Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover”

You know, in some countries, you're innocent until proven guilty.

You confessed!

Oh, yeah.

And that country you're thinking of is this one, genius!

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