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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 2

Alan and Charlie in “Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover”

Alan

I just have to accept the fact that I-- I can't count on anyone, least of all an emotionally immature narcissist who thinks that the sun rises out of his navel and sets in his scrotum, and only cares about what lies between the two.

Charlie

OK, I'm no expert, but that sounds a lot like grinding.

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