Alan and Charlie in “Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover”

The girl went home in tears, her mother is on the warpath, and Jake could get expelled.

For a silly drawing?

It's considered sexual harassment. The school has a zero-tolerance policy.

Oh, for the good old days, when you could wander into a girls' locker room pretending you were blind.

You actually did that? That's horrible!

No, the horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid.

Well, unfortunately, times have changed, and we no longer live in a Porky's movie.