Alan in “Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover”

[Alan realizes the buxom woman sitting next to him outside the principal's office is the mother of the subject of Jake's drawing]

Oh, (laughs), you must be Boobra's mom.

(instantly realizes his Freudian slip, tries to recover with:)

Barbara's mams.

(shuts his eyes in embarrassment, then greets her with a sheepish:)

Hi!