Alan, Jake and others in “Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor”

Alan

[getting ready to leave] Get your jacket, it's time to go.

Jake

[reluctantly] I don't wanna go, I hate clothes shopping!

Alan

Well, you can't stay here alone.

Jake

Why not??

Alan

You know why not.

Jake

But I don't have a turtle to put in the microwave anymore!

Alan

[firmly] Get your jacket.

Jake

[annoyed] Fine, I'll put on my stupid jacket, we'll get in the stupid car and then we'll go stupid clothes shopping!

Charlie

Hey, don't talk to your stupid father like that.