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Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 11

Alan and Jake in “Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor”

Alan

Where's my mother?

Jake

She left.

Alan

Why?

Jake

I don't know. We were watching SpongeBob SquarePants, and she stood up and said life was too short.

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