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Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 11

Jake, Alan and others in “Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor”

Jake

I don't wanna go clothes shopping. I'm not the one that needs a new look, so why do I have to go?

Alan

Come on, Jake, get your jacket and let's go.

Jake

Fine, I'll get my stupid jacket, then we'll get in the stupid car and then we'll go to the stupid mall and we'll go stupid clothes shopping.

Charlie

Hey, don't talk to your stupid father like that.

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