Charlie, Alan and others in “Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor”

Come on, Alan. If you change your look you might be able to land someone in the dating game. You know, like Judith is.

I don't need to land anyone in any game.

Fine, I'm here if you need me.

I'm fine. So Jake, what's new?

My soccer coach sings a lot now.

Why?

No reason. But I think it's the same reason Mom sings all the time now.

Oh, all right.

I'm done. Can I go watch TV now?

Sure. [Jake goes off] ... Help me Charlie, I wanna sing for no reason too!