Jake
See you later.
Charlie
Where you going?
Jake
Down to the pier with Celeste.
Herb
Who's Celeste?
Jake
My girlfriend. She lives next door.
Herb
She pretty?
Jake
She's gorgeous, and smart and popular.
Herb
No kidding.
Charlie
We don't get it either.
Alan
Maybe she's punishing her father.
Jake
Let's hope so!
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