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S6 E19

Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 19

Alan, Herb and others in “The Two-Finger Rule”

[Alan rings the doorbell at Judith's house while Herb and Judith are arguing]

Alan

Is this a bad time?

Herb

They're all bad. Seven and a half months of bad.

Judith

Don't you walk away from me!

Herb

Well, I'm sorry, I was answering the door! That's what we idiots do when we hear a doorbell!

Jake

Hi, Dad, bye, Mom, good luck, Herb.

Herb

Bye, Jake. Wish I was going with you!

[cut to Herb in the back seat of Alan's car]

Herb

I knew it as soon as it came out of my mouth.

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