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S6 E19

Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 19

Jerome and Jake in “The Two-Finger Rule”

(Jake goes to Jerome's to pick up Celeste for their date)

Jerome

Hey, Jake.

Jake

(intimidated) Hello, sir.

Jerome

(calling) Celeste! Jake's here! (to Jake) So how've you been?

Jake

(still intimidated) We're walking down to the pier, we're gonna play skee ball, we'll be back by 11.

Jerome

(leering over Jake) You're damn right you will.

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