Judith, Jake and others in “Kinda Like Necrophilia”

Hey, honey, how's it going?

Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius!

Good, good. [to Alan] You said you talked to him.

I did.

Then why is Uncle Charlie a genius?

'Cause he never got married. [slams door in Judith's face] Oh, that's gonna come back to bite me in the ass. [he hears a knock on the door] And here it comes, jaws-a-snappin'. All right, I'm sorry! [he opens the door, but Gabrielle is there instead]

Why are you sorry?

I just find it's easier that way.