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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 10

Alan, Jake and others in “Kinda Like Necrophilia”

Alan

So, uh, how was school this week?

Jake

OK.

Alan

Anything noteworthy happen?

Jake

No.

Charlie

I thought you said he got dumped!

Alan

I was easing into it.

Charlie

Oh, good idea. Go ahead.

Alan

Jake, sooner or later every guy gets dumped.

Charlie

Some guys get dumped sooner and later, right, Alan? [Alan stares at him] Sorry, I should have eased into that.

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