Alan
So, uh, how was school this week?
Jake
OK.
Alan
Anything noteworthy happen?
Jake
No.
Charlie
I thought you said he got dumped!
Alan
I was easing into it.
Charlie
Oh, good idea. Go ahead.
Alan
Jake, sooner or later every guy gets dumped.
Charlie
Some guys get dumped sooner and later, right, Alan? [Alan stares at him] Sorry, I should have eased into that.
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