Charlie and Alan in “Kinda Like Necrophilia”

Nice, huh?

Nice? She's magnificent!

You should see her naked.

Can I?

Well, I could show you pictures, but you may not wanna see that much of me.

Just out of curiosity, where do you find women like that? And-- and more importantly, how do you get them to go to bed with you?

You really wanna know?

Yeah, what-- what's your secret?

Well, see Alan, it's like this. I got a knack.

[moment of silence] That's not a secret.

I didn't think so, but you asked.

So that's it, you got a knack?

Hey, everybody's good at something. You, for instance... [stares at Alan] have no shame.

Excuse me, this is what they wear in the Tour de France.

Alan, I just took a Tour de France, and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom.