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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 10

Alan and Charlie in “Kinda Like Necrophilia”

Alan

I don't care. I got her [his high school girlfriend] number off the Internet and I'm calling her.

Charlie

When are they gonna invent a phone with a breathalyzer lock?

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