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S5 E2

Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 2

Alan, Evelyn and others in “Media Room Slash Dungeon”

Alan

Well, I-- I'd love to help you out, Mom, but, uh, I have a date tonight.

Evelyn

So now it's inflatable sex doll night at Dodger Stadium?

Alan

No, no, I really have a date. And-- and the doll was a gag gift from one of my patients.

Evelyn

Charlie, what about you?

Charlie

I tried it once, but I prefer a real woman.

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