Alan
Well, I-- I'd love to help you out, Mom, but, uh, I have a date tonight.
Evelyn
So now it's inflatable sex doll night at Dodger Stadium?
Alan
No, no, I really have a date. And-- and the doll was a gag gift from one of my patients.
Evelyn
Charlie, what about you?
Charlie
I tried it once, but I prefer a real woman.
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