Alan
Sharon, I have been rejected by... thirty-two different women in my life. And you know what? It's never been me.
Sharon
OK, it's you. Feel better?
Alan
Actually, no.
Sharon
You're a very nice guy...
Alan
No, no, that's even worse! You know what they say about nice guys?
Sharon
Yes, they finish last.
Alan
No, they finish in the shower.
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