Alan
Now, I have been to a lot of these things with Mom, and I know you think it's gonna be bad, but believe me, it's gonna be worse than you can even imagine.
Charlie
You're really enjoying this, aren't you? You just love seeing me unhappy.
Alan
Yeah. I mean, did you feel sorry for me when I had to wear that cowboy outfit to her celebrity AIDS hoedown?
Charlie
That was different.
Alan
How?
Charlie
It was you.
Alan
Yeah, well, now it's you. Yippie-ki-yay, mother-accompanier.
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