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S5 E2

Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 2

Charlie and Alan in “Media Room Slash Dungeon”

Charlie

She [Evelyn] can be a cranky drunk.

Alan

Cranky? I got bitch-slapped with my own ten-gallon hat.

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