Jake, Alan and others in “I Merely Slept With a Commie”

Yo, mad props on the sandwich, Dad. This PB & J is off the hook!

Excuse me?

He's been watching MTV Cribs. The kid's a sponge.

For shizzle, my dizzle

Hey, M.C. Skidmark, here's something else you left in your pants.

What is it?

It's a birthday card, Mom's making me give it to Grandma. Whack! Right?

You said it Poop Dog.