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S4 E17

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 17

Store clerk, Alan and others in “I Merely Slept With a Commie”

Store clerk

Have you considered a nice perfume [for Evelyn]? Do you know her scent?

Alan

Uh, actually, I don't.

Charlie

I do.

Alan

You do?

Charlie

Yep. Do you carry Chanel No. 666?

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