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S4 E17

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 17

Jake and Changpu in “I Merely Slept With a Commie”

Jake

So, do you have a PlayStation or an Xbox?

Changpu

I have a cello.

Jake

What do you play on that?

Changpu

Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, Shostakovich.

Jake

So... no Grand Theft Auto?

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