Alan, Charlie and others in “Young People Have Phlegm Too”

[Outside Charlie's hospital room] You doctors better help him fast! That's my brother in there! If he dies I'm homeless! [Enters Charlie's room] They're coming soon.

[Who thinks he is going to die] Alan I need you to know something about my will. I left the house to you and Jake.

Yes!!.... You're going to live

Yeah, just in case I don't, it has two mortgages and the land costs $50,000 a year.

So what you're saying is...

It's a house of cards, Alan.

Uh huh. [Steps outside] Do you need to go to Canada to get some decent medical care! Alright you doctors, I didn't wanna have to play this card but I am Matthew Broderick!

Oh Matthew Broderick, I loved you in Family Business! [Enters Charlie's room]]