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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 16

Charlie and Bruno in “Young People Have Phlegm Too”

[outside the nightclub]

Charlie

Listen, why don't you check your list for... Jackson. [shows a $20 bill] Andrew Jackson.

Bruno [takes the money]: Nope. Got Tito and La Toya.

Charlie

OK, what if I changed my name to... [takes out a $50 bill] Ulysses S. Grant?

Bruno

You can change your name to Condoleezza Rice. If you're not on the list and you're not a celebrity, you're not getting in.

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