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S4 E16

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 16

Alan, Jake and others in “Young People Have Phlegm Too”

[Charlie has a Mexican-style mustache painted on him]

Alan

Jake, I said no!

Jake

I didn't do it!

Berta

He didn't.

[Charlie coughs, then sits down at the table]

Charlie

What are you staring at?

Jake

Nothing, señor.

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